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Goldman Sachs Blamed AI for Layoffs and We All Just Shrugged

By TheVibeish Editorial
Goldman Sachs just fired 3% of its workforce and said AI was the reason. Not the primary reason. Not a contributing factor. THE reason. And the tech industry's response was basically 'yeah, makes sense.' This should terrify you, but not for the reasons you think. The scary part isn't that AI is replacing jobs. That's been happening since Excel made comptrollers obsolete. The scary part is that 'AI' has become an acceptable excuse for literally anything executives want to do. It's the new 'market conditions' or 'organisational restructuring.' Except this time, nobody questions it because AI sounds inevitable and technological and beyond human control. Here's the thing: Goldman didn't fire people because ChatGPT learned how to do investment banking. They fired people because they wanted to cut costs, and 'AI' sounds better in the press release than 'we want bigger bonuses.' The AI probably exists. It might even do some of those jobs. But let's be honest about what's happening here. We built this narrative that AI is coming for everyone's jobs, and now companies are weaponising that narrative. They don't even have to prove the AI works. They just have to say they're using it. Who's going to challenge them? The workers getting laid off? The media that's been running 'AI will replace you' stories for clicks? The tech industry should be furious about this. Not because we love Goldman Sachs, but because this is how regulation happens. Companies abuse new technology as cover for the same old corporate behaviour, the public gets scared, and suddenly we're all dealing with AI legislation written by people who think Python is a snake. Every time a company blames AI for layoffs without showing receipts, they're making it harder for the rest of us to ship actually useful AI tools. They're turning 'powered by AI' from a feature into a threat. We need to start asking: prove it. Show us the AI that replaced these specific jobs. Show us the productivity metrics. Show us literally anything beyond 'trust me bro, it was the algorithm.' Because right now, AI is just the 2024 version of 'the dog ate my homework.' And we're all pretending that's a valid excuse for a Fortune 500 company.